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Big Dude & Little Guy
A little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE dude standing next to him. The big dude sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, 7 feet tall, 350 pounds, testicles 3 pounds each, Turner Brown.
The little guy faints and falls to the floor of the elevator. The big dude kneels down and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him.
“What’s wrong with you?”
In a very week voice the little guy says “Excuse me, but EXACTLY did you say to me?”
The big dude says, “I saw the curious look on your face and figured that I’d just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I’m 7 feet tall, 350 pounds, testicles 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown.”
The small guy says, “Thank God! I thought you said…Turn Around!”
A little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE dude standing next to him. The big dude sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, 7 feet tall, 350 pounds, testicles 3 pounds each, Turner Brown.
The little guy faints and falls to the floor of the elevator. The big dude kneels down and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him.
“What’s wrong with you?”
In a very week voice the little guy says “Excuse me, but EXACTLY did you say to me?”
The big dude says, “I saw the curious look on your face and figured that I’d just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I’m 7 feet tall, 350 pounds, testicles 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown.”
The small guy says, “Thank God! I thought you said…Turn Around!”
