After years of city life Herbie makes his move far back in the mountains. There is not a neighbor in sight & he is quite content.
Two months pass & he hasn't seen a single person. One day there
is a knock at the door, Herbie opens it & there stands a big strapping
mountain man. He tells Herbie that he's throwing a party at his place
on Saturday night in the holler on the back side of the mountain & invites him to attend. Herbie tells him he would love to come over & finally make some friends. The stranger says, "I gotta warn ya, there will be a lot of drinkin goin on". Herbie tells him "Thats ok, I enjoy a snootful now & then". The big guy says, "There will be some fighting & sex too". Herbie says,"Fine, I can handle both of those, what should I wear? The big man says, " ah it don't really matter much, it's only gonna be me & you"!!!
Two months pass & he hasn't seen a single person. One day there
is a knock at the door, Herbie opens it & there stands a big strapping
mountain man. He tells Herbie that he's throwing a party at his place
on Saturday night in the holler on the back side of the mountain & invites him to attend. Herbie tells him he would love to come over & finally make some friends. The stranger says, "I gotta warn ya, there will be a lot of drinkin goin on". Herbie tells him "Thats ok, I enjoy a snootful now & then". The big guy says, "There will be some fighting & sex too". Herbie says,"Fine, I can handle both of those, what should I wear? The big man says, " ah it don't really matter much, it's only gonna be me & you"!!!
