AT THE NEW SENIORS Residences COMPLEX !!!

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On the first day at the new seniors complex, the manager addressed all the new seniors pointing out some of the rules:

"The female quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males. .

Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."

He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60.

Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180.

Are there any questions?"

At this point, a older gentleman standing up in the crowd inquired:

"How much for a season pass???"
 

Ok, I love your stuff, but this one I just can't accept. At this stage of my life(pushin 70), it would take 50 gallons of liquid VIAGRA to even cost me $20 and after testimony, I'd get my money back...
 

You would be surprised at what does happen at some of those assisted living establishments. Just leave those older folks alone, they surely deserve a little romance especially at their age and if their former spouses have already passed. My grandfather remarried at 84 yrs. and spent another 12 years with his second wife.
 

YEP! "Old Cougars" & "Stud Muffins"... in wheel-chairs; it DOES happen... I saw it in my "in-law"'s facility. :icon_thumleft:
 

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Ok, I love your stuff, but this one I just can't accept. At this stage of my life(pushin 70), it would take 50 gallons of liquid VIAGRA to even cost me $20 and after testimony, I'd get my money back...
"Liquid Viagra" in tube-feeding...? YIKES!
 

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