DeepseekerADS
Gold Member
- Mar 3, 2013
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- CTX, Excal II, EQ800, Fisher 1260X, Tesoro Royal Sabre, Tejon, Garrett ADSIII, Carrot, Stealth 920iX, Keene A52
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On the heels of the success of Obamacare comes the Affordable Credit Card Act. Everyone's credit cards will be canceled and you will be issued an Obamacard! The Obamacard comes with no set limit and payments will be on a sliding scale based on income.
The Obamacard’s interest rate starts at O% plus 10% cash back for the poor and disadvantaged and goes to 33% plus a 10% service fee for each transaction for the one percenters, tea party members and all other racist.
You will be required by law to use your Obamacard for all retail purchases of goods and services and all purchase will be duly reported to the FBI, NSA, FDA, ATF,(In case you are buying transfats, cigarettes, Big Gulps, guns ammunation…) by the IRS. The IRS will also handle the billing for the Obamacard and bills will not be disputable and the IRS can seize your assets and/or seek jail time in the event you fail to pay your Obamacard on time.
You will be a required to keep a minimum balance of $10,000.00 (Or one years earnings which ever is greater) on your Obamacard at all times or the IRS will have to right to bill you for the purchases of others to maintain your balance.
Due to trade agreements no more than 50% of your purchases may be goods or services from United States based companies. All such purchases over the 50% limit will be a 10% penalty.
Yearly service fee will be on a sliding scaled based on the IRS estimate of your ability to pay. Upon a card holders death there Obamacard balance will be transfered to the next of kin.
Obamacard don't leave home without it! (or you will go to jail!)
The Obamacard’s interest rate starts at O% plus 10% cash back for the poor and disadvantaged and goes to 33% plus a 10% service fee for each transaction for the one percenters, tea party members and all other racist.
You will be required by law to use your Obamacard for all retail purchases of goods and services and all purchase will be duly reported to the FBI, NSA, FDA, ATF,(In case you are buying transfats, cigarettes, Big Gulps, guns ammunation…) by the IRS. The IRS will also handle the billing for the Obamacard and bills will not be disputable and the IRS can seize your assets and/or seek jail time in the event you fail to pay your Obamacard on time.
You will be a required to keep a minimum balance of $10,000.00 (Or one years earnings which ever is greater) on your Obamacard at all times or the IRS will have to right to bill you for the purchases of others to maintain your balance.
Due to trade agreements no more than 50% of your purchases may be goods or services from United States based companies. All such purchases over the 50% limit will be a 10% penalty.
Yearly service fee will be on a sliding scaled based on the IRS estimate of your ability to pay. Upon a card holders death there Obamacard balance will be transfered to the next of kin.
Obamacard don't leave home without it! (or you will go to jail!)
