Another Hypothetical, but twisted

[spartacus53]

I liked that last post and decided to to post my own twisted hypothetical question.

OK, walking down a country road I happened upon a dead cat with a mouse enlarged in his throat.

Now I am asking myself, did the cat suffocate the mouse, or did the mouse choke the cat

 

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[WindHarvester]

Suicide Pact?

 

[ivan salis]

murder / suiciide --the cat murdered the mouse and committed suicide by choking to death on him.

 

[The Beep Goes On]

A physiological answer, I assume, is not what you're looking for. The cat choked on the mouse meaning the mouse's body suffocated the cat (not the plan of the mouse's brain).

Or, the cat ate a mouseful.

 

[vibes]

to get to the other side?

 

[spartacus53]

to get to the other side?

I never thought of that.. and here I thought I was twisted in my thinking.

 

[spartacus53]

murder / suiciide --the cat murdered the mouse and committed suicide by choking to death on him.

Interesting: we have, murder / suicide, suicide / murder, or just plain suicide

Who let that cat out without a leash anyway

 

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[ivan salis]

who let the cat out --who who

 

[spartacus53]

who let the cat out --who who

Nice try, but you left 2 who's out.
It's who let the cat out who who who who

But I love your way of thinking

 

[Saturna]

What if there were no more hypothetical questions ?

 

[ivan salis]

it was the dog who let the cat out --he told the cat where the mouse was I bet too -- the mouse was a "suicide rat" meant to take out the cat -- clearly there was a conspiracy between the dog and the mice * ---also there was a second "fatter" mouse on the near by grassy knoll as back up just in case , the first mouse did not get the "job" done.

 

[gollum]

You've got it all wrong!

Someone was interrupted while they were in the middle of making a DoCaMo (Dough-Ka-Mow).

You all know what a TurDucken is right (Chicken in a Duck in a Turkey)?

Well, a DoCaMo is a Mouse stuffed in a cat, stuffed in a dog. They just hadn't found the right pooch yet! A Korean delicacy!

Best-Mike

 

[spartacus53]

What if there were no more hypothetical questions ?

Then we would have no hypothetical answers

it was the dog who let the cat out --he told the cat where the mouse was I bet too -- the mouse was a "suicide rat" meant to take out the cat -- clearly there was a conspiracy between the dog and the mice * ---also there was a second "fatter" mouse on the near by grassy knoll as back up just in case , the first mouse did not get the "job" done.

So it may have all been a conspiracy, and the plot thickens

You've got it all wrong!

Someone was interrupted while they were in the middle of making a DoCaMo (Dough-Ka-Mow).

You all know what a TurDucken is right (Chicken in a Duck in a Turkey)?

Well, a DoCaMo is a Mouse stuffed in a cat, stuffed in a dog. They just hadn't found the right pooch yet! A Korean delicacy!

Best-Mike

My question to you Gollum, is who let you out of "Hell's Kitchen"? I'd try it at least once

 

[spartacus53]

The squirrel did it
In the middle of the road
with a bag of nuts

God good woman, I nearly wet myself

 

[Dano Sverige]

Disturbing ...Vibes...disturbing!!!

 

[deepskyal]

There was an old woman that swallowed a fly.
I don't know why she swallowed a fly....perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman that swallowed a spider, that wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to swallow the fly
I don't know why she swallowed the fly....perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman that swallowed a bird.
How absurd to swallow a bird.
She swallowed the bird to swallow the spider that wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside that swallowed the fly.
I don't know why she swallowed the fly....perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman that swallowed a cat.
Imagine that to swallow a cat.
She swallowed the cat to swallow the bird that swallowed the spider that wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her that swallowed the fly.
I don't know why she swallowed the fly....perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman that swallowed a dog.
What a hog to swallow a dog.
She swallowed the dog to swallow the cat that swallowed the bird that swallowed the spider that wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her that swallowed the fly.
I don't know why she swallowed the fly....perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman that swallowed a cow.
I don't know how she swallowed a cow.
She swallowed the cow to swallow the dog that swallowed the cat that swallowed the bird that swallowed the spider that wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her that swallowed the fly.
I don't know why she swallowed the fly....perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman that swallowed a horse
She died of course!

That cat bit off more than it could chew.

Al

 

[spartacus53]

Deepskyal,

Cute poem; but if you memorized it, you have way too much free time on your hands

 

[deepskyal]

Remember that from when I was a kid. Burl Ives sang that song and I loved it. No so burned out after all...lol.
Al

Deepskyal,

Cute poem; but if you memorized it, you have way too much free time on your hands

 

[vibes]

Oh cmon....why remove my cute squirrel ...now it doesn't make any sense at all.

What a bunch of killjoys I tell ya!!!!!!!!

yet, you allow a 13 yr old in a chat room. Huh