an irish daughter

[riobravo]

"An Irish Daughter":

An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years.

Upon her return, her father cussed her. "Where have ye been all this time? Why
did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand
what ye put yer old mum thru?

The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff....dad....I became a prostitute...."

"Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family."

"OK, dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed
to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this
gold Rolex and for ye daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible
that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club....(takes a breath)....and an
invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and . "

"Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says dad.

Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff....a prostitute dad! Sniff, sniff."

"Oh! BY GOLLY!! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant'. Come
here and give yer old man a hug!"

 

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[Spitfire Reddie]

"An Irish Daughter":

An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years.

Upon her return, her father cussed her. "Where have ye been all this time? Why
did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand
what ye put yer old mum thru?

The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff....dad....I became a prostitute...."

"Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family."

"OK, dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed
to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this
gold Rolex and for ye daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible
that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club....(takes a breath)....and an
invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and . "

"Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says dad.

Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff....a prostitute dad! Sniff, sniff."

"Oh! BY GOLLY!! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant'. Come
here and give yer old man a hug!"

 

[stefen]

:P

 

[Mighty AP]

Sick, sick humor! Bravo, you are obviously a prejudice man & you should be ashamed of yourself.............talking about prostitutes like that!

 

[Spitfire Reddie]

We Irish are not amused

 

[Mighty AP]

Neither are we prostitutes.........

 

[Spitfire Reddie]

Neither are we prostitutes.........

Oh crap AP ! You are a ho ?? Nahhhh !!!! .............Do you wear highheels and fishnet stockings & those feather boas ?

 

[Mighty AP]

Neither are we prostitutes.........

Oh crap AP ! You are a ho ?? Nahhhh !!!! .............Do you wear highheels and fishnet stockings & those feather boas ?

Feather boas?? I got a LITTLE bit of class, girl! I may be cheap & easy but I aint no skank!!! LOL

 

[Spitfire Reddie]

Neither are we prostitutes.........

Oh crap AP ! You are a ho ?? Nahhhh !!!! .............Do you wear highheels and fishnet stockings & those feather boas ?

Feather boas?? I got a LITTLE bit of class, girl! I may be cheap & easy but I aint no skank!!! LOL

Man i love a witty opponent ! You kill me AP !!!

 

[Spitfire Reddie]

I may be cheap & easy but I aint no skank!!! LOL

Wait a minute ..................cheap & easy IS the definition of skank !

 

[Mighty AP]

Cheap & easy are the only two things I had in common with my ex-wife..................wait a minute! Cheap & easy IS the definition of skank, aint it?

 

[Spitfire Reddie]

Cheap & easy are the only two things I had in common with my ex-wife..................wait a minute! Cheap & easy IS the definition of skank, aint it?

at least you have a good woman now AP ... LQ keeps ya on the up & up !

 

[Mighty AP]

Yeah, she keeps me outa trouble..........damn it! lol I dont know if you knew this Reddie but LQ & I have been together for almost 15 years & still arent married! When she agreed that she would leave So Cal & move to Idaho with me a little over a year ago, I thought what the hell & asked her to marry me...............she said she "wouldnt marry me if I was the last man on earth! Why buy the pig if the sausage is free!" So, she not only keeps me outa trouble, she is a damn smart woman to boot!

 

[Spitfire Reddie]

Yeah, she keeps me outa trouble..........damn it! lol I dont know if you knew this Reddie but LQ & I have been together for almost 15 years & still arent married! When she agreed that she would leave So Cal & move to Idaho with me a little over a year ago, I thought what the hell & asked her to marry me...............she said she "wouldnt marry me if I was the last man on earth! Why buy the pig if the sausage is free!" So, she not only keeps me outa trouble, she is a damn smart woman to boot!

Wow 15 years is a pretty good while ! Me & "Hare" (Harry) have been together for 5 years and married for 3 almost 4 years.He asked to marry him so many damn times i got tired and said yes if you shush up ! LOL !! LQ is a very smart lady indeed ! & AP if you want to keep your lovely & smart LQ i suggest not referencing her to a "pig" just thought you might wanna know that... :P

 

[Mighty AP]

No Reddie, you misunderstand. She called ME the pig, "why marry the pig when she can get the sausage fer free!"

 

[Spitfire Reddie]

No Reddie, you misunderstand. She called ME the pig, "why marry the pig when she can get the sausage fer free!"

Oh ! Sorry for the misread . I like that saying LQ used its her answer to the male saying "Why buy the cow when the milk is free" ! she & i sound similar in thinking !!

 

[Mighty AP]

Exactly!!!