Minstrel
Hero Member
A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the
crowd of drinkers. He says,
"I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll give $500
American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of
Guinness back-to-back." The room is quiet and no one takes up the
Texan's offer. One man even leaves.
Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up
and taps the Texan on the shoulder.
"Is your bet still good?" asks the Irishman.
The Texan says it is and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints
of Guinness. Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the
pint glasses drinking them all back-to-back.
The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement.
The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, "If ya don't mind
me askin', where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?"
The Irishman replies, "Oh...I had to go to the pub down the
street to see if I could do it first".
crowd of drinkers. He says,
"I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll give $500
American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of
Guinness back-to-back." The room is quiet and no one takes up the
Texan's offer. One man even leaves.
Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up
and taps the Texan on the shoulder.
"Is your bet still good?" asks the Irishman.
The Texan says it is and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints
of Guinness. Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the
pint glasses drinking them all back-to-back.
The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement.
The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, "If ya don't mind
me askin', where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?"
The Irishman replies, "Oh...I had to go to the pub down the
street to see if I could do it first".