An Irish Challenge

Minstrel

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A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the
crowd of drinkers. He says,
"I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll give $500
American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of
Guinness back-to-back." The room is quiet and no one takes up the
Texan's offer. One man even leaves.
Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up
and taps the Texan on the shoulder.
"Is your bet still good?" asks the Irishman.
The Texan says it is and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints
of Guinness. Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the
pint glasses drinking them all back-to-back.
The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement.
The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, "If ya don't mind
me askin', where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?"
The Irishman replies, "Oh...I had to go to the pub down the
street to see if I could do it first".
 

Tip of me hat to the Irish. When it comes to drinkin' or fightin' they will give
you a run for your money. And smile about it the whole time.
 

Tubecity said:
Tip of me hat to the Irish. When it comes to drinkin' or fightin' they will give
you a run for your money. And smile about it the whole time.
Don't ask my crooked nose how I know you speak gospel ;D
 

Tubecity said:
Tip of me hat to the Irish. When it comes to drinkin' or fightin' they will give
you a run for your money. And smile about it the whole time.



you forgot digging :wink:
 

Ah those bloody Irish are such over-rated drinkers...If ya wanna see someone drink come have a few with a well rounded Welshman :occasion14:
 

savant365 said:
Ah those bloody Irish are such over-rated drinkers...If ya wanna see someone drink come have a few with a well rounded Welshman :occasion14:



ok, you're on :thumbsup: just don't be wearing your wellies :-\
 

shaun7 said:
savant365 said:
Ah those bloody Irish are such over-rated drinkers...If ya wanna see someone drink come have a few with a well rounded Welshman :occasion14:



ok, you're on :thumbsup: just don't be wearing your wellies :-\

If you don't wear your wellies when you're drinking with an Irishman You are very liable to step in something :icon_jokercolor:

 

Only Irish on my cousins onkels grandmothers side and she was Jewish too ;D
 

savant365 said:
shaun7 said:
savant365 said:
Ah those bloody Irish are such over-rated drinkers...If ya wanna see someone drink come have a few with a well rounded Welshman :occasion14:



ok, you're on :thumbsup: just don't be wearing your wellies :-\

If you don't wear your wellies when you're drinking with an Irishman You are very liable to step in something :icon_jokercolor:





ahh! the midnight fireman ;D

that can't be just the irish :icon_scratch:
 

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