Chug And Red
Gold Member
- Feb 18, 2010
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- Chug)Whites Classic 5 ID, (Red Whites Coin master Pro)
Chug and Reds New Additions
Give It Up>> Garrett's AT Pro
Buttercup>> Garrett's Ace 250
Show Me the Money>> Garrets Ace 400
- Primary Interest:
- Metal Detecting
>Age Gracefully
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>Any woman can have the body of a 21-year-old, as long as she buys him a few drinks first.
>My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
>Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.
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>I've still got it, but nobody wants to see it.
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>I'm getting into swing dancing. Not on purpose.
>Some parts of my body are just prone to swinging.
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>It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffeemaker.
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>I think I've reached my sexpiration date.
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>The good news is that even as we get older, guys still look at our
>boobs. The bad news is they have to squat down first.
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>These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, "For fast relief."
>I've tried to find a suitable exercise video for women my age, but they haven't made one called "Buns of Putty."
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>Don't think of it as getting hot flashes. Think of it as your inner child playing with matches.
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>Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up.
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>Remember: You don't stop laughing because you grow old, You grow old
>because you stop laughing.
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>THE SENILITY PRAYER
>Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the
>good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
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Red
