A long story in short.....

[spartacus53]

Here's a little something that may, or may not be interesting and funny. There is only one rule, you read the sentence and then you complete the sentence and then you can add one, maybe two sentences until we have a full story.

I'll start, all you have to do is complete the sentence and add one, or two lines in your post. No other comments, but a storyline to keep it complete and readable. Please leave it as a cliff hanger to give another poster the chance to perhaps move the story in a different direction.

I would love to see where it goes and how your imagination works in short verse.

And we're off.... Have fun

A little word of advice, please make sure you do not see that someone has posted before your reply. You will have to change your story and follow the one posted.

I decided that I was in the mood for a little adventure so I packed some luggage, grabbed my metal detector and headed off to...

 

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[GopherDaGold]

San Quentin to visit an old friend before my hunt...

 

[ivan salis]

while at the jail the san francisco zoo called me and said that they thought their elephant had ate something metal and they need me to check out his bowels with my detector, not a fun or easy task but a mission of mercy ---so

 

[GopherDaGold]

Handicapped Parking sign so my best course of action was to stick my pinpointer up...

 

[spartacus53]

and away from the elephants trunk, so that it too, would not fall victim. I then told the head zookeeper to get

 

[shaun7]

Taste good with a salad

 

[Iron Patch]

..because salad is what Colonial Kirk PA eats when he gets home from a long day of finding nothing while hunting....

 

[desertfox]

But Kirk's Bride always has something good on his plate when he gets home. However something was wrong today. Whatever it was on his plate looked like something out of the south end of a north bound elephant.

 

[Iron Patch]

But Kirk's Bride always has something good on his plate when he gets home. However something was wrong today. Whatever it was on his plate looked like something out of the south end of a north bound elephant.

Judging by the size of that, you could definitely say "It looked like

Gary Busey kissing a chimp, but it was ok because the chimp....

 

[shaun7]

was single anyway. So..

 

[Iron Patch]

was single anyway. So..

He kissed it again, then the chimp said enough of this, why don't we...

 

[shaun7]

get a room and then you can hang out of the back of

 

[Iron Patch]

my friend the elephant who has needed to take the worst crap for three days now.... any idea how to help him? Maybe we could...

 

[spartacus53]

switch his water with an industrial drum of Castor Oil. This seems to have worked as the sign passed and then we noticed the sign was made out of....

 

[Iron Patch]

Coppers from PA, and here's Kirk and he's pi$$ed and wants them back, because...

 

[bigscoop]

Coppers from PA, and here's Kirk and he's pi$$ed and wants them back, because...

they make really cool wind chimes. Now he has to make his wind chimes out of...............

 

[shaun7]

Coppers from PA, and here's Kirk and he's pi$$ed and wants them back, because...

they make really cool wind chimes. Now he has to make his wind chimes out of...............

dried pigs ears, which

 

[bigscoop]

Coppers from PA, and here's Kirk and he's pi$$ed and wants them back, because...

they make really cool wind chimes. Now he has to make his wind chimes out of...............

dried pigs ears, which

sound like soggy footsteps when they're wet, but they are still much better then the.......

 

[spartacus53]

ones currently hanging. With this whole episode behind me, I jump in my car and turn on the radio to hear...

 

[BigDan]

.......the Emergency Broadcasting Network has kicked into high gear! They were saying something about......