Ray S S
Silver Member
A young blonde woman was driving through south Louisiana while on vacation.she wanted to take home
a pair of genuine allagator shoes in the worst way, but was reluctant to pay the very high prices the
local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young blonde declared,
"Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair alligator shoes for free."
The shopkeeper said with a sly smile,"Well little lady, why don't you go out and give it a try?"
The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator. Later that day, as the
shopkeeper is driving home, he spots the same young woman standing waist deep in the murkywater,
shotgun in hand. As he brings his car to a stop, he sees a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly towards
her. With lightning reflexes, the blonde takes aim, shoots the creature, and hauls it up onto the
slippery bank. Nearby were 7 more dead gators, all lying belly up. The shopkeeper stood on the bank,
watching in silent amazement.
The blonde struggles mightily and manages to flip the gator onto it's back. Rolling her eyes
heavenward, she screams in frustration, "CRAP! THIS ONE IS BAREFOOT, TOO!"
a pair of genuine allagator shoes in the worst way, but was reluctant to pay the very high prices the
local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young blonde declared,
"Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair alligator shoes for free."
The shopkeeper said with a sly smile,"Well little lady, why don't you go out and give it a try?"
The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator. Later that day, as the
shopkeeper is driving home, he spots the same young woman standing waist deep in the murkywater,
shotgun in hand. As he brings his car to a stop, he sees a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly towards
her. With lightning reflexes, the blonde takes aim, shoots the creature, and hauls it up onto the
slippery bank. Nearby were 7 more dead gators, all lying belly up. The shopkeeper stood on the bank,
watching in silent amazement.
The blonde struggles mightily and manages to flip the gator onto it's back. Rolling her eyes
heavenward, she screams in frustration, "CRAP! THIS ONE IS BAREFOOT, TOO!"
