Ray S S
Silver Member
A few more Sayings For Those Of Us With Grandkids.......And Those Who Don"t
She was in the bathroom putting on her makeup, under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter as she'd done many times before. After she applied her lipstick and started to leave, the little one said, "But Gramma, you forgot to
Kiss the toilet paper goodbye!"
My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He asked me how old I was, and I told him, 62.
He was quiet a moment, and thenhe asked, "Did you start at 1?"
After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As she heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience grew thin. Finally, she
threw a towel around her head and stormed into their room, putting them back to bed with stern warnings. As she
left the room, she heard the three-year-old say with a trembling voice, "Who was THAT?"
My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, "Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?" I mentally polished
my halo while I asked, "No, how are we alike?" "You're both old," he replied.
I didn't know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I decided to test her I would pointout something
and ask what color it was. She would tell me and was always correct. It was fun for me so I continued. At last she
headed for the door, saying sagely, "Grandma, I think you should try to figure out some of these yourself."
When my grandson Billy and I entered our vacation cabin, we kept the lights off until we were inside to keep from
attracting pesky insects. Still, a few fireflies followed us in. Noticing them before I did, Billy whispered, "It's
no use, Grandpa. The mosquitoes are coming after us with flashlights."
When my grandson asked me how old I was, I teasingly replied,"I'm not sure." "Look in your underwear, Grandpa," he advised. "Mine says I'm 4 to 6."
"Give me a sentence about a public servant," said a teacher. The small boy wrote: The fireman came down the ladder pregnant." The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. "Don't you know what pregnant means?" she asked.
"Sure, said the young boy confidently, "It means carrying a child."
She was in the bathroom putting on her makeup, under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter as she'd done many times before. After she applied her lipstick and started to leave, the little one said, "But Gramma, you forgot to
Kiss the toilet paper goodbye!"
My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He asked me how old I was, and I told him, 62.
He was quiet a moment, and thenhe asked, "Did you start at 1?"
After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As she heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience grew thin. Finally, she
threw a towel around her head and stormed into their room, putting them back to bed with stern warnings. As she
left the room, she heard the three-year-old say with a trembling voice, "Who was THAT?"
My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, "Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?" I mentally polished
my halo while I asked, "No, how are we alike?" "You're both old," he replied.
I didn't know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I decided to test her I would pointout something
and ask what color it was. She would tell me and was always correct. It was fun for me so I continued. At last she
headed for the door, saying sagely, "Grandma, I think you should try to figure out some of these yourself."
When my grandson Billy and I entered our vacation cabin, we kept the lights off until we were inside to keep from
attracting pesky insects. Still, a few fireflies followed us in. Noticing them before I did, Billy whispered, "It's
no use, Grandpa. The mosquitoes are coming after us with flashlights."
When my grandson asked me how old I was, I teasingly replied,"I'm not sure." "Look in your underwear, Grandpa," he advised. "Mine says I'm 4 to 6."
"Give me a sentence about a public servant," said a teacher. The small boy wrote: The fireman came down the ladder pregnant." The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. "Don't you know what pregnant means?" she asked.
"Sure, said the young boy confidently, "It means carrying a child."
