GunFarce
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Three men died on Christmas Eve, and were met at the gates of Heaven by St. Peter.
It's Christmas Eve said St. Peter. You are going to have to show me something that reminds me of our Saviour's birthday before you can come in..
The First man pulled out his Lighter, gave it a flick and showed St, Peter the flame. Look he said, It's a Christmas Candle.
Very imaginative said St. Peter, you may enter. With that, he turned to the second man who was shaking a ring of keys. What is that supposed to be he asked?
Their Christmas Bells St. Peter!
Ahhh yes St. Peter said, that will do nicely. You may enter.
St. Peter turned to the last man who was frantically searching his pockets one after the other, looking more worried with every empty pocket he turned out. Then, a great smile suddenly crossed his face as he reached into his inner jacket pocket, and pulled out a pair of woman's panties. There said the man waving the panties at St. Peter.
St. Peter looked puzzled! What do THEY have to do with Christmas ?
Well said the third man... Their Carol's !
It's Christmas Eve said St. Peter. You are going to have to show me something that reminds me of our Saviour's birthday before you can come in..
The First man pulled out his Lighter, gave it a flick and showed St, Peter the flame. Look he said, It's a Christmas Candle.
Very imaginative said St. Peter, you may enter. With that, he turned to the second man who was shaking a ring of keys. What is that supposed to be he asked?
Their Christmas Bells St. Peter!
Ahhh yes St. Peter said, that will do nicely. You may enter.
St. Peter turned to the last man who was frantically searching his pockets one after the other, looking more worried with every empty pocket he turned out. Then, a great smile suddenly crossed his face as he reached into his inner jacket pocket, and pulled out a pair of woman's panties. There said the man waving the panties at St. Peter.
St. Peter looked puzzled! What do THEY have to do with Christmas ?
Well said the third man... Their Carol's !
