spartacus53
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- Jul 5, 2009
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2010 Investment tips
For all of you with any money left in the wake of Christmas,
the Exxon/Mobil deal, the AOL/Time Warner implosion,
and the Sears/K-Mart wedding, be aware of the next expected
mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG
bucks.
Watch for these consolidations in the near future:
1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller
Brush, and W. R. Grace Company will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace
2. Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Zesta
Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner, Cracker
3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and issue forth as:
MMMGood
4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and
Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa
5. FedEx is expected to join its major competitor,
UPS, and become: FedUP
6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers
will become: Fairwell Honeychild
7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to
become: Poupon Pants
8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization
of Women will become: KnottNOW!
Happy investing!!
For all of you with any money left in the wake of Christmas,
the Exxon/Mobil deal, the AOL/Time Warner implosion,
and the Sears/K-Mart wedding, be aware of the next expected
mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG
bucks.
Watch for these consolidations in the near future:
1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller
Brush, and W. R. Grace Company will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace
2. Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Zesta
Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner, Cracker
3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and issue forth as:
MMMGood
4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and
Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa
5. FedEx is expected to join its major competitor,
UPS, and become: FedUP
6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers
will become: Fairwell Honeychild
7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to
become: Poupon Pants
8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization
of Women will become: KnottNOW!
Happy investing!!
