2 things I saw at last weeks yardsales that I never saw before

[cyberdan]

The first was just bad taste.

I was leaving a sale and this car drove up. out got a husky woman still in pajamas with a blanket wrapped around her and a cigarette hanging out of her mouth. scary

the other was bit later. I was in a house at an estate sale and heard this noise. I recognised it but thought it was someone's cellphone ring tone. But the noise kept up and out of one of the rooms walked a chicken. There were several people at the sale and she paid no attention to them. I asked the person running the sale and, as she tossed a french fry to the bird, she said it probably belongs to a neighbor. It has been visiting the house for three days.

 

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[duffytrash]

you might be a redneck if......

 

[pong12211]

Takes all kinds to make the world go around I suppose.. Just hope they don't figure out how to procreate they may take over...

 

[SilverForBrains]

hahaha i'dof asked how much they wanted for the chicken!

 

[redfish76]

hahaha i'dof asked how much they wanted for the chicken!

lol same here..

 

[cyberdan]

lol same here..

That reminds me of a true story:

This farmer had an old rooster and he thought it might be time to get a new young rooster to service his hens. He got himself a new rooster and let him loose with the old rooster. The young rooster went right over to the old rooster and challenged him to a fight. The old rooster said, "Sonny, I'm too old to fight. Just follow me around, and I'll show you the place." The young rooster agreed and started to follow the old rooster around. The old rooster showed him the barn, then the hen house...then started to run. The young rooster thought the old rooster was trying to pull a quick one, so he chased after him madly.

All of a sudden, there came a loud "Bang!" and there stood the farmer, muttering "Dangit, that's the third gay rooster I've had to kill this month."

 

[apush]

LOL cyberdan!
apush

 

[jerseyben]

 

[SilverForBrains]

That reminds me of a true story:

This farmer had an old rooster and he thought it might be time to get a new young rooster to service his hens. He got himself a new rooster and let him loose with the old rooster. The young rooster went right over to the old rooster and challenged him to a fight. The old rooster said, "Sonny, I'm too old to fight. Just follow me around, and I'll show you the place." The young rooster agreed and started to follow the old rooster around. The old rooster showed him the barn, then the hen house...then started to run. The young rooster thought the old rooster was trying to pull a quick one, so he chased after him madly.

All of a sudden, there came a loud "Bang!" and there stood the farmer, muttering "Dangit, that's the third gay rooster I've had to kill this month."

that's awesome

 

[gods country girl]

lol strangest thing i ever saw at a yard sale was a real coffin with a skeleton inside