10 reasons why men like guns over women

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#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.



#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun
 

How many MEN that are gun enthusiasts does it take to change a light bulb?
 

Sorry man but I love my ladies better haha if I had to pick a woman or a gun..u better believe I'm takin the girl. Lol
 

Depends on how many liberals are in the room.....
 

My wife is living proof I like women!:tongue3:
 

#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.


#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun

Your gun makes the perfect silencer for your woman should she ruin your Monday night football with a request to walk the dog!
 

Getting your gun has dual meanings... Oy! That's funny..gif
 

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