Why the South lost: New research reveals new reason behind Southern defeat.

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A Kentucky researcher (myself) discovered the REAL reason why the South lost the war.

"I really don't know why I am putting quotations around my sentence when I am the one typing, says RustyRelics. But the real reason behind the South losing the war was standard for years. It was a combination of little supplies, bad leadership in the western theater, and some poor decisions on Lee's part, continues Rusty. But one reason was left out of the history books, until tonight".



The real reason was...Why fight here, in those woods, with little supplies, the ticks, the bee's, the bluebellies...and worse- bad cornbread. Why on earth would you stay here!?

You wouldn't! And the pictures below, prove why the South lost!


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How in the heck can you fight, with all of these distractions? Sheesh!



God bless the women of the South!
 

Experiencing shortness of breath? Weakness? Feelings of self inadequacy? Butterflies?

How about all symptoms mentioned above?


Yep. Same here.
 

Experiencing shortness of breath? Weakness? Feelings of self inadequacy? Butterflies?

How about all symptoms mentioned above?


Yep. Same here.

Same here too. Every time I see a hot girl in town I get flustered and get clusmy
 

Same here too. Every time I see a hot girl in town I get flustered and get clusmy

I saw the 17 year old version of Jennifer Lawrence in Lowes last week. I mean Dayyyum! I tried to pretend like I didn't notice her. I also didn't notice where I was walking. I walked square into a pile of wood. About eight 2x4's hit me square in the gut, and knocked the wind outta me. My face was red as a beet, and I walked away like it was a completely normal occurrence , leaving her smirking. That was dumb. It happens every time. I always do something stupid.
 

I did the same thing but ran into somebody else's buggy in
store
 

Don't you just hate when that happens? LOL I ain't ever getting married if this keeps up, lol!
 

I was in Harrisburg this past February for the huge sportsman show. There were a TON of people there. The highschool must have let out, because all these kids were walking around. I was with a friend, and we spotted a couple my age, walking around the taxidermy booths. The girl was darn good looking. One of the best I have seen, and the guy she was with, looked like he could pound me into the ground. My "friend" said he would pay me $25 dollars to go talk to that girl. I am 5'11, 145 lbs., and am very strong, but I looked at that guy, and said "No way in God's green earth am I setting foot in that direction. He will kill me". He about laughed his head off.

Later in the show, another girl walked past. Redhead. Green eyes. She looked like a supermodel, and had the body figure to match. I pretended to ignore her, but as she walked past, I couldn't help to see what her behind looked like...WHAM! I walked into a brick wall, and my "friend" was about to collapse onto the ground from laughing. She turned around to look, and I am sitting next to the wall, holding what's left of my head, my friend howling with laughter and other guys in the booths with grins on their faces. She knew. It must have been a common occurrence for her, because she yelled out "It's okay, kid!". I about floated for the rest of the show, with a bruised face, and crooked glasses.
 

I was in Harrisburg this past February for the huge sportsman show. There were a TON of people there. The highschool must have let out, because all these kids were walking around. I was with a friend, and we spotted a couple my age, walking around the taxidermy booths. The girl was darn good looking. One of the best I have seen, and the guy she was with, looked like he could pound me into the ground. My "friend" said he would pay me $25 dollars to go talk to that girl. I am 5'11, 145 lbs., and am very strong, but I looked at that guy, and said "No way in God's green earth am I setting foot in that direction. He will kill me". He about laughed his head off.

Later in the show, another girl walked past. Redhead. Green eyes. She looked like a supermodel, and had the body figure to match. I pretended to ignore her, but as she walked past, I couldn't help to see what her behind looked like...WHAM! I walked into a brick wall, and my "friend" was about to collapse onto the ground from laughing. She turned around to look, and I am sitting next to the wall, holding what's left of my head, my friend howling with laughter and other guys in the booths with grins on their faces. She knew. It must have been a common occurrence for her, because she yelled out "It's okay, kid!". I about floated for the rest of the show, with a bruised face, and crooked glasses.

That is funny. One day you'll find a girl. So will I hopefully:laughing7:
 

Here is why the Yankee's were losing most of the war.:laughing7:


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I guess I can't say anything. I had six Yankee's in my heritage, and possibly more...
 

All of my folks are "yanks" Pennsylvanians to be exact. I am a Virginian by birth, and have lived in the South all my life. I am a first generation Southerner. I can't help, but to be proud of it, and check out all them Southern gals!
:-)
 

Give it about 30 more years and the biscuits and cornbread will be the focus of your attention then...
 

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