Strange requests

[Woodland Detectors]

There are times I get some pretty strange requests on what we carry as Metal detector dealers. Below is one I just received you might get a kick out of:


Hello Sales,

Would like to know if you carry any of the below products

*Biomega Hotplate Magnetic Stirrer, 7.5 x 7.5 in. {H4000-HS } Electrical:230V
*Fluke 715
*Fluke 705
*MSA Gas Detector Kits #: 10025931
*16 Channel CP200 2way Motorola radio with 55watt
*Signode AL-12 Strapping Machine
*Zebra Color Ribbon - YMCKO - 200 prints : Model Number: 800015-440
*Signode Strapping culter-CU-30
*moisture balance MB 45 OHAUS 240voltage
*3M Half face Mask 6300
*Analytical Balances
*TillMan Glove 750L
*concreate test hammer
*speedy moisture 2000 with set Kit

Will look forward to receiving a pricing from you on any of the above items you carry or can source for.

Regards,

XXXXXX XXXXXX
China

 

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[Dano Sverige]

This is an example of why China will take over the world, because they actually KNOW what those things do!!!

 

[Daedalus]

Now that is a strange lot , and some of the items they have just do not mix with the others that they want .
I wonder what the heck they do lol . between the Fluke testers and the print ribbon and then MB 45 OHAUS 240voltage wick . Med gloves and then a Concrete test hammer ? Wow I would like to see what they where up to lol.

 

[Terry Soloman]

There are times I get some pretty strange requests on what we carry as Metal detector dealers. Below is one I just received you might get a kick out of:


Hello Sales,

Would like to know if you carry any of the below products

*Biomega Hotplate Magnetic Stirrer, 7.5 x 7.5 in. {H4000-HS } Electrical:230V
*Fluke 715
*Fluke 705
*MSA Gas Detector Kits #: 10025931
*16 Channel CP200 2way Motorola radio with 55watt
*Signode AL-12 Strapping Machine
*Zebra Color Ribbon - YMCKO - 200 prints : Model Number: 800015-440
*Signode Strapping culter-CU-30
*moisture balance MB 45 OHAUS 240voltage
*3M Half face Mask 6300
*Analytical Balances
*TillMan Glove 750L
*concreate test hammer
*speedy moisture 2000 with set Kit

Will look forward to receiving a pricing from you on any of the above items you carry or can source for.

Regards,

XXXXXX XXXXXX
China

I get these quite a bit. Some are called "Bait" letters. Once you respond that you only have one or two items on the list you get the rest of the pitch, which my Customs friend tells me includes a fake bank check from Taiwan. I once had an "African Mother" email me to train her two sons to find gold and assist them in getting Minelab 5000's. Red flag? I was to be paid in gold dust from the family mine.. WTF? - Terry

 

[Woodland Detectors]

There are times I get some pretty strange requests on what we carry as Metal detector dealers. Below is one I just received you might get a kick out of:


Hello Sales,

Would like to know if you carry any of the below products

*Biomega Hotplate Magnetic Stirrer, 7.5 x 7.5 in. {H4000-HS } Electrical:230V
*Fluke 715
*Fluke 705
*MSA Gas Detector Kits #: 10025931
*16 Channel CP200 2way Motorola radio with 55watt
*Signode AL-12 Strapping Machine
*Zebra Color Ribbon - YMCKO - 200 prints : Model Number: 800015-440
*Signode Strapping culter-CU-30
*moisture balance MB 45 OHAUS 240voltage
*3M Half face Mask 6300
*Analytical Balances
*TillMan Glove 750L
*concreate test hammer
*speedy moisture 2000 with set Kit

Will look forward to receiving a pricing from you on any of the above items you carry or can source for.

Regards,

XXXXXX XXXXXX
China

I get these quite a bit. Some are called "Bait" letters. Once you respond that you only have one or two items on the list you get the rest of the pitch, which my Customs friend tells me includes a fake bank check from Taiwan. I once had an "African Mother" email me to train her two sons to find gold and assist them in getting Minelab 5000's. Red flag? I was to be paid in gold dust from the family mine.. WTF? - Terry

That is hilarious. I never respond to them.

 

[m bryan]

Surely you guys carry the Electro shooter guards with the defibulated tips?

 

[Ray S ECenFL]

Can you say reverse engineering....

 

[BARGuy]

Disappointed to see they're not interested in any gallopin' rods for maniacs. Usually a big market for them! All sizes!

Cheers, DR

 

[Dano Sverige]

Do you have a phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range?

 

[Smudge]

Tell him if he needs any Gayfoygen Adapters for those MSA Gas Detector Kits, I got a whole warehouse load I'll sell cheap.

Hey, if they can make stuff up, so can I!!

 

[Monty]

Yes, but will it cure protoplasm on your dipstick? I always wanted to ask that. M nty

 

[Ray S S]

Monty that is about like asking for a portable, reversable Mortafadle with an attached
doomerfatchee. LOL.

Ray

 

[Monty]

My domafachee is off line sorry to say. Monty

 

[Red James Cash]

Do you have a phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range?

Dano you need the plasma rifle thats adjustable to within the 1 to 40 gigawatt range,much more versitile.

 

[sniffer]

come on buddy, just what you see on the shelf. OH, you have GOLD. I'll close early