Why We Split-Up

[Badger Bart]

Why We Split-Up

She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit.

Then I caught her spending:

$65.00 on make-up,

$150 for a cut & color,

$30 for a manicure, $40 for a pedicure,

$50 on vitamins,

$300 on clothes,

$600 for a gym membership.

I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her.

She said she needed it to look pretty for me.

I told her that was what the beer was for.

I don't think she's coming back.

 

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[stefen]

Now you can start buying beer by the case.

 

[bakergeol]

Find a part-time job to keep her at the gym. Otherwise she
will be on your sofa drinking your beer and she will end up looking
exactly like Rosie O'Donnell.


HeHe

 

[Mighty AP]

Find a part-time job to keep her at the gym. Otherwise she
will be on your sofa drinking your beer and she will end up looking
exactly like Rosie O'Donnell.


HeHe

Ewwwww!!!! Im trying to eat dinner bakergeol!!! :P

 

[Spitfire Reddie]

Find a part-time job to keep HIM at the gym. Otherwise he
will be on your sofa drinking beer and he will end up looking
exactly like John Goodman.........